Remember my Daily Link? Yea, that was great. Short-lived, too. Also, my dog ate Figma Link’s sword and scabbard. So much for that.
Now we have Real Action Hero Link! I got him for my boyfriend for his birthday. Like 5 months ago. And he finally arrived last week.
"Daily RAH Link" is kind of a mouthful. Also, REALLY optimistic to how Lazy I am. But he sure is purty.
All my training playing Other Video Games (and obviously Not Pokemon) created odd expectations on my end.
For example, when I came across something called the Tower of Mastery, I expected it to be a Tower that needed Mastering. I spit in my palms and warmed up my throwin’ arm to whip Pokeballs at people (hopefully small children), annnnnnd… nothing. Just a bunch of boring rooms where people I guess live? And they give me stuff after I beat them up for existing. The Tower of Mastery was just low income housing with a nice balcony at the top. And someone’s beloved Lucario that I immediately shipped off to boarding school because the Lucario I raised from a pup was obviously better.
I decided to create a few Abominations Unto the Lord and brought a couple flying dinosaurs back from the abyss. Then I sent them into daycare to apparently have supervised leveling and copulation. Mostly for funsies, since I don’t actually have 2 of any other kind of pokemon. If the Great Flood decides to bounce in, the dinosaurs will be the only ones ruling the world thanks to me.
Most of my main crew I Evolved to the Max. Scrooge McPsyduck became Scrooge McGolduck (quite apt, really). Voltron is now a Raichu, and Wrex gained some weight to fly 6 inches off the ground as a Charizard.
Also, since I have Pokemon Y, I leveled the shit out of the Thing On The Box Art. It’s a phoenix? Or something? Whatever, it’s rad and eats everyone else’s health.
I beat the game, too. Well, the story, since technically Catching ‘Em All™ denotes the true end. I had the expectation of an amazing boss battle, which again, was disappointing. Falcor the Luck Phoenix kicked the crap out of Team Flare’s idiotic master plan. I was also fairly confused why Tall Lanky Pokemon Master guy was important, and why he was so tall and lanky.
Anyway, I won. I’m done. The end.