Just because I don’t know any better doesn’t mean I don’t have an opinion.Tumblr (3.0; @ddoofy)http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkiwjoDZdT1qepmyjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Hey… HEY! What’s the big idea?! Stop abducting me!</p> </blockquote>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52947102197http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52947102197Fri, 14 Jun 2013 10:18:52 -0400fryalienufospanish frydaily futurama<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntf8xtERO1qepmyjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Maybe I should drive.”</p> <p>“You?! A woman?! I’m trying to catch a monster, not find the fastest route to the mall!”</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52254007578http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52254007578Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:54:13 -0400daily futuramaTeenage Mutant Leela's Hurdlesleelafarnsworthplanet express<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt50hu1qx81qepmyjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>You’re the kind of guy that visits Jerusalem and doesn’t wanna see the Sexateria.</p> </blockquote>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52185711878http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52185711878Tue, 04 Jun 2013 21:43:08 -0400benderthe series has landeddaily futurama<p>I like writing sometimes.</p> <p>Creativity feels like having all these little mind-slaves ready to act out my silly fantasies at a moment&#8217;s notice. And I never have to pay them overtime and they&#8217;re always happy to go over their lines a million times until we get it right.</p> <p>It just gets awkward when they go on strike for weeks on end and all the ice cream and video games in the world can&#8217;t win them back.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52185623025http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/52185623025Tue, 04 Jun 2013 21:42:00 -0400ren's deep thoughtsmental mutinythought processren writes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ligs6mkpaP1qepmyjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Bender! No! You’ll make God cry!</p> </blockquote>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/50425832147http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/50425832147Tue, 14 May 2013 12:14:24 -0400frybenderi meatbaganthology of interestdaily futurama<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9e319ac7082d86e217dd080cafb4c1e/tumblr_mlgs4vKry11qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sadly, I made this observation while coating my own mother’s Springfield with poisonous snakes. I invade because I care.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/48291952411http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/48291952411Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:46:07 -0400simpsonswhacking daysimpsons tapped outaliensqueenxenomorpheggssnake eggsripleyflamethrower<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/320af859ac8f521d37fccfb61e818ffe/tumblr_mjlwx4E4C31qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #9: Cruise Edition. Round one: FIGHT!</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/45272255996http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/45272255996Wed, 13 Mar 2013 12:10:16 -04009<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94757023d43d9c6a27e46583b417be77/tumblr_mjk9b3Dd9I1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #8: Cruise Edition. King of the world.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/45202385871http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/45202385871Tue, 12 Mar 2013 14:42:38 -04008<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16a8ba4cf46f4a7fafa88aadbe2b37bd/tumblr_mji40adp0o1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link Pose #7: Cruise Edition. Ride the mighty towel turtle.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/45110877710http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/45110877710Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:52:58 -04007<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2afc69f5255dc9269a16859519e4c44a/tumblr_mizqkssqUk1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #6: Look at all the fucks I give.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44299822974http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44299822974Fri, 01 Mar 2013 11:46:04 -05006<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2901ae94394426c1110a294af8bfab1d/tumblr_miy2s0A7dn1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #5: Nobody move or the kid gets it.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44231581883http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44231581883Thu, 28 Feb 2013 14:14:00 -05005Daily Linkwind wakerskyward swordnobody movehostage situationLink figma<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d171c43dc80304c252f6cb2708974e6/tumblr_miw0nwDHMo1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #4: You got an Amber Relic! It’s an amber-colored chunk of precious stone. Nobody knows why it’s this shape.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44145716185http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44145716185Wed, 27 Feb 2013 11:33:00 -05004Daily LinkLink figmaamber relicokay i get itapplejacks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8731b027b75316e3043b6e5974797d40/tumblr_miu67caboM1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #3: ZzzZZZzzZ.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44067686766http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/44067686766Tue, 26 Feb 2013 11:38:00 -05003Daily LinkLink figmanaphyrule wallpaper<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/449a8df854f13ef246250ea0f10c0950/tumblr_mis63lJO9D1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #2: a proper gentleman.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/43983786605http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/43983786605Mon, 25 Feb 2013 09:40:00 -05002Daily LinkLink figmaproper gentlemanbow not a curtsy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bef966a81d26b119af7c27e0f7b8e8a/tumblr_mimqxfvMeQ1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Daily Link pose #1: CHAAAERG!</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/43728346567http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/43728346567Fri, 22 Feb 2013 11:24:00 -05001Daily LinkLink figmachaaaergen guarde<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f894330a8e70c4ddbdb2bd7c8e7bf0b1/tumblr_mew08moo3X1rmnpw3o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“What is that?”</p> <p>“It’s a pot-bellied pig. They make adorable pets.”</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/37795676727http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/37795676727Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:18:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekpuco0oD1qepmyjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekpuco0oD1qepmyjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>I was bored during a meeting. A long meeting.</p> <p>Farah and Prince of Persia in the first drawing. (I work in advertising on Capital One stuff)</p> <p>Disembodied heads include: Link, Ren, Dude Shepard, Prince of Persia, and FemShep.</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/37275142550http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/37275142550Wed, 05 Dec 2012 14:51:46 -0500doofy doodleslegend of zeldalinkrenshepardfemshepprince of persiafarahsands of time<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seerofnight.tumblr.com/post/33716362092/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier">seerofnight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shialabeowulf.tumblr.com/post/33670447154/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier">shialabeowulf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigiVdpj1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigogm891qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigyq7B51qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyih1jC9T1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyih6wkYi1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihahH3A1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihiiK0p1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihmya5L1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihqLRze1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihuDWwT1qhkzpz.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihz9Fsk1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyii4tChO1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyii9fETT1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiiieNxk1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiitoduk1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyij8Gipf1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijgeiua1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijl18Dw1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijobyHI1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijtH77i1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijxgmng1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiklry061qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyikrUJ0B1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyikwzvpJ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyil58gyK1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiliac2f1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiloCdn31qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiltNK6m1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyilzl8fS1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyim4aOQt1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyim9IkmX1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimfWOQJ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimirWzy1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimmtkDf1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimqmAJ71qhkzpz.jpg"/><img 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src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyisrQijD1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyisuu1mo1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyit11gtX1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyit4KPNI1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyit8bDg81qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitcuq5X1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitgcCFA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitlECYA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitqcjcV1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitvrLph1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitzPRbs1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiu4y1KF1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiu8ARLR1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiuh5kBG1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiuliNDZ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiupo8pJ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiutHZVK1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiux55Yc1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiv1h9so1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiw8WYVm1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwdLpuA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwikP5k1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwm3LK01qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwqwrxX1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwu10bA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwz2Wjo1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyix90rwp1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixdfGdF1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixiKaeV1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixnPG6Z1qhkzpz.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixwX0EW1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyj4upGmS1qhkzpz.jpg"/></p></blockquote> <p>These are great! Though I wouldn’t put food in a non-food safe container like a plastic CD case and I don’t think ice cube trays are typically suited for hot coffee!</p> </blockquote>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/33846481236http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/33846481236Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:01:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt51btVQNI1qepmyjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“It’s just like makin’ love: left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor…”</p> <p>“I KNOW how to make love.”</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/32217513458http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/32217513458Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:22:44 -0400amybenderthe series has landeddaily futurama<p>Me: &#8220;Who the fuck are these guys?&#8221;</p> <p>Him: &#8220;The Crimson Lance. I told you Old Haven would suck.&#8221;</p> <p>*dies for the third time*</p> <p>Me: &#8220;I just&#8212;what&#8212;I&#8230; I don&#8217;t normally say this, but: the Crimson Lance can eat a dick.&#8221;</p>http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/32217473348http://ddoofy.tumblr.com/post/32217473348Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:22:09 -0400borderlandsboyfriendcrimson lance