Pretentiously Naive
Just because I don't know any better
doesn't mean I don't have an opinion.
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“It’s just like makin’ love: left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor…”
“I KNOW how to make love.”
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Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?”
“Violent outbursts.”
“General sluttiness.”
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.Lethal Inspection, Futurama 5.6 -
Professor, we’ve talked it over, and everyone thinks you’re too old.
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THAT’S HER, OFFICERS! That’s the woman that programmed me for evil!
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Ahhh, she’s built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.
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“Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry’s worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.”
“There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like.”
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Wow! Nude hot-tubbing? That’s all I need to hear about Freedom Day.
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IT’S A SPACESHIP, DAMMIT! NOT A PROM LIMOUSINE!
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“WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME?! Is it puberty?!”
“It’s a phone call, dingus.”
