Pretentiously Naive
Just because I don't know any better
doesn't mean I don't have an opinion.
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Dying sucks butt. How do you living beings cope with mortality?”
“Violent outbursts.”
“General sluttiness.”
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.Lethal Inspection, Futurama 5.6 -
Possible kin to Mystery Larvae has been logged for posterity. Science is fun!
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We choose the cuddly-uddliest ones and stuff them full of fire-retardant love-fluff.
