Pretentiously Naive
Just because I don't know any better
doesn't mean I don't have an opinion.
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Professor, we’ve talked it over, and everyone thinks you’re too old.
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“Ok, Captain. This is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen.”
“Death by airlock failure.. Death by brain parasite… Death by sonic diarrhea.”
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“I move that everyone come to my apartment and snuggle my cat.”
“…Second.”
“I move that your cat stinks and is ugly.”
“…Second.”
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“Labor day? That phony-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fatcat union gangsters?”
“…that’s the one.”
“Hot damn! A day off!”
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I don’t want you to worry about your jobs while you’re away. That’s why I’m firing you now.
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“Anywho, your net suits will let you experience Fry’s worm-infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.”
“There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like.”
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Wow! Nude hot-tubbing? That’s all I need to hear about Freedom Day.
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GOOD LORD, MON. What kind of temporary woman are you??
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“He’ll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.”
“Gumbercules? I love that guy!”
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What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal?! The rest of us aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great!
